my life is tacky. my life is fabulous.

October 17, 2010

Sunday secrets, volume two

1. the medicine i take to make me less crazy is making me more crazy.

October 10, 2010

Sunday Secrets, Volume 1

1. i feel like a failure because i am okay with being single.

2. i don't think i will ever fall in love.

3. because i don't know how to love myself.

4. i don't understand how people can go on a diet where they can't eat carbs. carbs are my lifeblood.

5. any time i make a list, it has to have an odd number of items on it.

6. to demonstrate, i have added a sixth item to this list.

7. and i could not bring myself to click "publish post" until i added a seventh.

October 3, 2010

webcam vanity, TBF style

sometimes, i'm capable of looking like a nice, well-put-together, semi-stylish human being.

and sometimes i even wake up early enough to actually straighten my hair and put on makeup before work!

but most of the time i look like this.

try to contain yourselves, boys! there's plenty of this to go around. ::WINK::