let's revisit that to-do list

• unpack from waco trip - yeah, whatever.
  
• similarly, stop living out of a suitcase - um...yeah, whatever.
  
• choose comedic monologue for audition on sunday - CHECK. well, kind of. its narrowed down to two.
  
• LEARN comedic monologue for audition on sunday - about that....
  
• buy a present for melissa's wedding shower - nope.
  
• walk my sister's beagle - CHECK!! i am a good aunt to that dog.
  
• write cover letters for internship applications - blerg.
  
• revise resume for internship applications - CHECK! and by "revise" i mean i added "velociraptor walk" as one of my special skills.
  
• WATCH LOST TONIGHT. OMG ITS A RICHARD ALPERT EPISODE. - CHECK AND CHECK, SON! IT WAS SO GOOD!!

never will i ever accomplish anything worthwhile.