my life might be a hot mess sometimes, and by sometimes i mean all the time. but i am fairly certain i will never be as tragic as these unfit girls on 16 and pregnant. and for that i am TOTES thankful.
do you enjoy wearing bright colors that may or may not occur in nature? have you ever been described as a hot mess? if given the choice between a unicorn and a raptor, would you pick both? have you ever taken life advice from a fictional character such as jessie spano or claudia kishi? do you abhor the idea of child beauty pageants (but still DVR "toddlers and tiaras")? is your hair currently in a side ponytail? do you refer to your side ponytail as SIDEPWN?
if so, congratulations! you are well on your way to becoming tacky but fabulous.
but what do all those acronyms mean?
i'm glad you asked.
TBF: tacky but fabulous. my catchphrase. my lifestyle. CBT: classy but terrible. the opposite of TBF. CBTBNC: classy but terrible but not classy. the opposite of TBF that more accurately describes me on certain occassions. SGF: sassy gay friend. everyone needs one. mine is patrick. MOtH: matters of the heart, or man! ow, that hurts! RTaT: real talk about theatre. join in the discussion!
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